Happy Earth Day Mother Earth!! Sorry everyone is trying to kill you!It’s popular to be “going green” now. Which hey, I’m all for whatever it takes to get people to make healthier decisions for our planet, its just lame the assholes who repeatedly rape our planet over and over without any thought are the ones who will make money off the green thing. Honestly, and I know it is awful and morbid to say — I wish mother earth would unleash her fury upon us all. I’m talking mega eruptions from our super volcanoes, earthquakes, you name it. We’ve done so much damage, its what it might take for Mother to take her planet back.I wanted to do something special for Earth day, but I ran out of time, and ideas. :( Yeah…I’m in another one of those slump things. Oi.  

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