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Handmade Robot Patch – Green Eyes

By jess on October 5th, 2009
Posted In: Patches, Products, Robot Patches

BEEPBOOPBZZT!#!#MALFUNCTION!MALFUNCTION!
What’s your major malfunction? I know I have a few. Now your hoodie, backpack, tote bag, whathaveyou can do the robot anytime! These patches are 100% handmade, with some groovy felt and my grama’s old sewing machine.
These handy dandy sew-on patches will come with a slip of Iron-On adhesive and directions if you care to [...]

Handmade Eyeball Patch – Green

By jess on October 4th, 2009
Posted In: Eyeball Patches, Patches, Products

I’M WATCHING YOU! Now you can have eyes not just on the back of your head.. but everywhere! Sew these spooky eyes on your hoodie, hat, backpack, sleeves, gloves, you name it! Tons of fun and spooky cool year round. These patches are 100% handmade, with some groovy felt and my grama’s old sewing machine. These handy [...]

earth day

By jess on April 22nd, 2008
Posted In: smog

Happy Earth Day Mother Earth!! Sorry everyone is trying to kill you!It’s popular to be “going green” now. Which hey, I’m all for whatever it takes to get people to make healthier decisions for our planet, its just lame the assholes who repeatedly rape our planet over and over without any thought are the ones [...]