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Handmade Robot Patch – Green Eyes

jess — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 07:24:24 +0000

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BEEPBOOPBZZT!#!#MALFUNCTION!MALFUNCTION!

What’s your major malfunction? I know I have a few. Now your hoodie, backpack, tote bag, whathaveyou can do the robot anytime! These patches are 100% handmade, with some groovy felt and my grama’s old sewing machine.

These handy dandy sew-on patches will come with a slip of Iron-On adhesive and directions if you care to give that a whirl.

Patches are approximately 3.5″ x 3.5″ and can be sewn right on.

Twitter followers can win great patches and other borked planet goodies by following @borkedplanet!

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Handmade Eyeball Patch – Green

jess — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 04:56:09 +0000

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I’M WATCHING YOU!

Now you can have eyes not just on the back of your head.. but everywhere! Sew these spooky eyes on your hoodie, hat, backpack, sleeves, gloves, you name it! Tons of fun and spooky cool year round. These patches are 100% handmade, with some groovy felt and my grama’s old sewing machine.

These handy dandy sew-on patches will come with a slip of Iron-On adhesive and directions if you care to give that a whirl.

Patches are approximately 3″ x 2″ and can be sewn right on.

Twitter followers can win great patches and other borked planet goodies by following @borkedplanet!

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Lilgreenmonster

jess — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:00:00 +0000

Aw, its a green monster! I love monsters in case you hadn’t noticed… You can check out my special monster creations at my Borked Planet Etsy Shop!

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earth day

jess — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:07:29 +0000

Happy Earth Day Mother Earth!! Sorry everyone is trying to kill you!It’s popular to be “going green” now. Which hey, I’m all for whatever it takes to get people to make healthier decisions for our planet, its just lame the assholes who repeatedly rape our planet over and over without any thought are the ones who will make money off the green thing. Honestly, and I know it is awful and morbid to say — I wish mother earth would unleash her fury upon us all. I’m talking mega eruptions from our super volcanoes, earthquakes, you name it. We’ve done so much damage, its what it might take for Mother to take her planet back.I wanted to do something special for Earth day, but I ran out of time, and ideas. :( Yeah…I’m in another one of those slump things. Oi.

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